Kramer Quote #408
Quote from Kramer in The Stand-In
Jerry: How's work going, you guys?
Mickey: Lets not even talk about it.
George: [to Kramer] You got a job?
Kramer: Yeah. Mickey, he hooked me up. We're stand-ins for the actors on All My Children. Mickey, he's a stand-in for an eight-year-old kid and I stand in for the kid's father.
Mickey: But I got a big problem. The kid I stand in for, he's growing. He was four feet last month, now he's like four-two and a half. He shot up two and a half inches. I can do four-two. Four-three is a stretch. Any higher than that and I'm gonna be out on my ass doing that paralegal crap.
Jerry: How do you stop a kid from growing?
Kramer: [to Mickey] I told you, you should offer him some cigarettes.
Mickey: I offered him cigarettes, but his stupid mother is always hanging around. She won't let him have any.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Stand-In’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: I didn't even know Fulton was in the hospital.
Jerry: Could use a good laugh. You know what kind of pressure that is? Come on, come with me.
George: Nah, no. I'm not good in these situations. I can't hide my pity. I.. I make 'em feel worse.
Jerry: Oh, stop it.
George: Yeah. And also, I'm afraid that people in that state are finally going to tell me what they really think of me. You know, they got nothing to lose. What do they care?
Quote from Elaine
Jerry: Why, what happened?
Elaine: Let's see. How shall I put this?
Jerry: Well, just put it.
Elaine: He took it out.
Jerry: He what?
Elaine: He took... [blows on her glasses] It out.
Jerry: He took what out?
Elaine: It.
Jerry: He took it out?
Elaine: Yes, sirree, Bob.
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: Fulton's wife told me it's all my fault. She said since my visit, he's taken a turn for the worse.
Kramer: Did you tell him the Pachyderm story?
Jerry: Yes, I told him the Pachyderm story!
Kramer: Maybe I ought to go over there.
Jerry: Towards what end?
Kramer: I'm very good with sick people. They love me. When my friend Len Nicodemo had the gout, I moved into his hospital room for three days. The doctors were amazed at his recovery.