Elaine Quote #335
Quote from Elaine in The Cigar Store Indian
Ricky: Highlighter?
Elaine: Excuse me?
Ricky: To highlight the programs you plan to watch.
Elaine: Ah. Uh, look really... I'm just trying to read.
Ricky: Fine, okay. It's just, I've never seen a beautiful lady reading the Guide so far away from a TV. You must really like television.
[As the train is about to leave, Kramer rushes through the closing door. It shuts on his extended arm, holding out his gyro.]
Kramer: Elaine!
[A passenger walking by grabs Kramer's gyro. As Kramer removes his hand, the subway train moves on without him]
Ricky: Guess your boyfriend'll have to catch the next train.
Elaine: He's not my boyfriend.
Ricky: He's not? Interesting.
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‘The Cigar Store Indian’ Quotes
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Quote from Jerry
Winona: So, where are we gonna go eat?
Jerry: I thought we'd eat at the Gentle Harvest.
Winona: Ooh, I love that place, but it's usually so crowded. Can we get a table?
Jerry: Ah, don't worry. I made reser... [stops himself]
Winona: You made what?
Jerry: I uh, I uh, I arranged for the appropriate accommodation. And then, Knick tickets, floor seats.
Winona: How did you get these?
Jerry: Got 'em on the street, from a scal... [stops himself again] A uh, one of those guys.
Winona: What guys?
Jerry: You know, the guys, that uh, they sell the tickets for the sold-out events.
Winona: Oh.
Quote from Jerry
Winona: Jerry, I really need it back. It, it is mine.
Jerry: You can't give something and then take it back. I mean, what are you... [stops himself]
Winona: What?
Jerry: A uh, a person that uh...
Winona: A person that what?
Jerry: Well, a person that gives something and then they're dissatisfied and they wish they had, had never uh...
Winona: And?
Jerry: ...given it to the person that they originally gave it to.
Winona: You mean like, an Indian giver?!
Jerry: I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.