George Quote #571
Quote from George in The Implant
Aunt May: Betsy, dear, have you had anything to eat?
Betsy: I'm not hungry.
Aunt May: They have some very nice snacks.
Father Jessup: I'm about to get myself a snack.
George: [to Betsy] Oh, no. You sit right here. I will get you a nice snack. [chuckles; walks over to the table]
Father Jessup: This is my, uh, third wake this month. Never gets any easier.
George: Well, losing a loved one is... I mean, forget about it. [eats furiously]
Father Jessup: You seem to be a great comfort to Betsy. We're very appreciative.
George: Oh, comfort, schmfort. Listen, Father, can I ask you a question? In a terrible time like this, who would I get the death certificate from?
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Implant’ Quotes
Quote from George
Timmy: Did you just double-dip that chip?
George: Excuse me?
Timmy: You double-dipped the chip!
George: "Double-dipped"? What are you talking about?
Timmy: You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again.
George: So...?
Timmy: That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it!
George: Well, I'm sorry, Timmy... but I don't dip that way. [takes a chip]
Timmy: Oh, you don't, huh?
George: No. [dips the chip] You dip the way you want to dip... [bites the chip] I'll dip the way I want to dip. [dips again]
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: Oh, how can you be so sure?
Kramer: Jerry, are you blind? He's a writer. He said his name was Sal Bass. Bass. Instead of salmon, he went with bass. He just substituted one fish for another.
Jerry: Look, you idiot. First of all, it's "Salman", not "Salmon".
Kramer: Jerry! Jerry, you're missing the big picture.
Quote from Jerry
Elaine: You've dated women with nose jobs, what's the difference?
Jerry: You don't touch the nose. You don't aspire to reach the nose. You don't unhook anything to get to a nose, and no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril.
Elaine: You've put a lot of thought into this, haven't you?
Jerry: Well, I take it very seriously.
Elaine: You know, sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool.