George Quote #529
Quote from George in The Shoes
Jerry: Now come on, let's stay with it, we gotta finish this today.
George: Okay. Hey, you know what, maybe I should give it to my therapist to read. She's smart, I trust her.
Jerry: Yeah, maybe I'll give it to Elaine.
George: Hey, you know, we haven't brought the Elaine character into the show yet. We should try and get her into this scene.
Jerry: Right, right. Okay. [writes] "Elaine enters." What does she say...?
George: I don't know, what do women say?
Jerry: I don't know.
George: I don't even know what they think. That's why I'm in therapy.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Shoes’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: I can't believe this! What was wrong with it? What didn't you like about it?
Dana: It wasn't funny.
George: It wasn't funny? What, are you kidding?
Dana: No, I didn't find it funny.
George: You didn't find it funny?! This is what I'm paying for?
Dana: Well, that whole story line about a guy who gets into a car accident, doesn't have any insurance, so the judge sentences him to be a butler? I didn't really buy that.
George: Let me tell you who did, uh, buy it. Uh, we pitched this story to Russell Dalrymple, the president of NBC, and he ate it up with a spoon.
Dana: George, if you're going to be in a creative field, you're going to have to learn how to deal with criticism.
George: How's this for criticism? Um... You stink. How do like that criticism? You know what's funny to me? That diploma up on the wall. That is my idea of comedy! You sitting here, telling people what to do.
Dana: I think you'd better go.
George: Oh, I'm going baby. I'm going. [heads for the door, stops] It's Jerry's fault. He took out all my good lines. He's such a control freak!
Quote from Elaine
Elaine: [imitates Gail] "Oh, look at you, the Botticelli's."
Jerry: That bothered you?
Elaine: Yes, it bothered me. So I bought a pair of shoes at Botticelli's, I'm not allowed to shop there? That really embarrassed me.
Jerry: It did?
Elaine: Yes! Couldn't you see that?
Jerry: No. This is why you're not in the pilot.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: You are never gonna believe who I just ran into today.
Jerry: Who?
Kramer: Your old flame. Gail Cunningham.
Jerry: Did you talk to her?
Kramer: Well, I was on my way to the Y, and I saw her coming towards me? I didn't know what to do! Because I remembered you had three dates with her and she wouldn't kiss you goodnight. So now I'm thinking, you know, what is my duty to my friend? Do I acknowledge her? Do I ignore her? I mean, what is my responsibility here?
Jerry: So what happened?
Kramer: Yeah, yeah, so she sees me and she goes, [female voice] "Oh, hi! Kramer!" You know? Like nothing happened! Like she never, you know, went three dates with you and refused to kiss you goodnight.
Jerry: Yeah, I know about the three dates.
Kramer: You know what I did? I snubbed her.
Jerry: What do you mean, you snubbed her?
Kramer: I walked right by her... Never said a word.
Jerry: Right by her?
Kramer: Right by her!