Kramer Quote #76
Quote from Kramer in The Library
Marion: Yes?
Jerry: Yes, I called before. I got his notice in the mail.
Marion: Oh, Tropic of Cancer, Henry Miller. Uh, this case has been turned over to our library investigation officer, Mr. Bookman.
Kramer: Bookman? The library investigator's name is actually, Bookman?
Marion: It's true.
Kramer: That's amazing. That's like an ice cream man named, Cone.
Marion: Lt. Bookman has been working here for 25 years so I think he's heard all the jokes.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Library’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: What's amazing to me about the library is that here's a place where you go in, you can take out any book you want, they just give it to you and say bring it back when you're done. It reminds me of, like, this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend, you know. That's what the library is. A government-funded pathetic friend. And that's why everybody kind of bullies the library. I'll bring it back on time, I'll bring it back late. Oh, what are you going to do? Charge me a nickel?
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Oh, I'm glad you're here, so we can get this all straightened out. Would you like a cup of tea?
Lt. Bookman: You got any coffee?
Jerry: Coffee?
Lt. Bookman: Yeah, coffee.
Jerry: No, I don't drink coffee.
Lt. Bookman: Yeah, you don't drink coffee? How about instant coffee?
Jerry: No, I don't have-
Lt. Bookman: You don't have any instant coffee?
Jerry: Well, I don't normally-
Lt. Bookman: Who doesn't have instant coffee?
Jerry: I don't.
Lt. Bookman: You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried crystals.
Jerry: Really? I'll have to remember that.
Quote from Elaine
Elaine: Boys are sick.
Jerry: Well, what do girls do?
Elaine: We just tease some one 'til they develop an eating disorder.