George Quote #131

Quote from George in The Baby Shower

Leslie: I'm going, obviously.
Elaine: Oh, Leslie, I am so sorry about everything that went on here tonight. You know, I had no idea..
Leslie: Elaine, you know, I was watching you tonight, and I realized something. You're just like you were in college.
Elaine: Oh, thank you? [to herself] "Like you were in college"?
Leslie: Come on! Let's go!
[George comes out of the bedroom with all of Leslie's baby shower gifts]
George: Be right back.

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Quote from Jerry

[stand-up:]
Jerry: What do you do at the end of a date when you know you don't want to see this person ever again, for the rest of your life? What do you say? What do you say? No matter what you say, it's a lie. "I'll see you around. See you around. If you're around, and I'm around, I'll see you around that area. You'll be around other people. You won't be around me. But you will be around." "Take care now." Did you ever say that to somebody? "Take care now. Take care, now. Because, I'm not going to be taking care of you. So, you should take care, now." "Take care. Take care." What does this mean? "Take off!" Isn't that what you really want to say? "Take off now."

Quote from Jerry

[stand-up:]
Jerry: I'm not afraid of flying, although many people do have fear of flying and, I have no argument with that. I think fear of flying is quite rational, because human beings cannot fly. Humans have fear of flying same way fish have fear of driving. You put a fish behind the wheel, and they go, "This isn't right. I shouldn't be doing this. I don't belong here."

Quote from George

George: Someday, before I die, mark my words, I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do.
Jerry: And if you do?
George: Well, I still won't be able to forgive myself, but at least it won't be about this.