Jerry: Here, check that out.
Kramer: Whoa! This is unbelievable.
Jerry: I told you.
Kramer: My god, you're rich.
Jerry: Oh, yeah.
Kramer: I didn't know you made that kinda money. Jeez.
Jerry: What?
Kramer: I just don't think I can talk to you any more. I feel inferior.
Jerry: I never should have told you.
Kramer: You know, Jerry, I think this changes the relationship. I mean, I feel it. Do you feel it?
Jerry: No, I can't feel anything.

Kramer: [on the phone] Jerry, we got him. I'm riding his tail. There's no escape. He's running scared, buddy.
Jerry: How's the gas situation?
Kramer: I got enough to get to Memphis. He's reaching in back. He's grabbing at something. He's pulling out a gun! He's got a gun, Jerry!
Jerry: Duck, Kramer! Duck!
Kramer: It's a golf club! It's no gun. He threw a golf club at me!
Elaine: Those are JFK's golf clubs!
Kramer: Hey, I'm under fire here. [another club hits] I'm under heavy fire here, boy. [another hit] Jeez! That was a five-iron!
Elaine: Stop the truck, Kramer. Pick up the clubs!
Jerry: No, don't stop, Kramer. Keep going, don't let him get away.
Kramer: Wait a minute, I think he's done. Oh no, he's taking out the woods! You'll have to do a lot better than that! [Tony throws the bag]

Rick: And look at these features, Mr. Kramer. Anti-lock breaks, automatic climate control. Uh, make a right at this corner, please. An adjustable steering wheel, and.. Oh, Mr. Kramer, you missed the turn..
Kramer: No. No, I didn't.
Rick: Well, that's okay. We'll make this next right, and swing around to get back to the dealership.
Kramer: Well, it's a test drive, right? I never drive around here. If I'm gonna recommend this car, I need to see that it'll handle my daily routine.
Rick: So where are we going?
Kramer: Just a little place I like to call, "You'll see".

Jackie Chiles: What was you golf score, the last round you played, before you shoulder was injured?
Kramer: Three under par.
Jackie Chiles: Ooh, three under par. That's what the professionals shoot, isn't it?
Kramer: If they're lucky.