Helen Seinfeld: He's not buying us a Cadillac.
Morty Seinfeld: What are you, nuts?
Helen Seinfeld: It's a very nice gesture, Jerry, but take it back.
Morty Seinfeld: Can you believe this?!
Helen Seinfeld: I'm not letting him buy us a Cadillac. He hasn't got that kind of money.
Jerry: How do you know?
Helen Seinfeld: Oh, get out of here Mister Big Shot.

Evelyn: Okay. I'll see you at the Lichtenberg's, tonight.
Helen Seinfeld: The Lichtenberg's?
Evelyn: Yes, they're having a party.
Helen Seinfeld: We weren't invited.
Evelyn: Oh. Probably they think you're too good for them. You know, because of the car.
Helen Seinfeld: We're losing all our friends.

Morty Seinfeld: What are you doing? Are you making coffee?
Helen Seinfeld: Yeah.
Morty Seinfeld: Well, maybe you better make a pot of tea, too.
Helen Seinfeld: Morty, you're driving me crazy.
Morty Seinfeld: Look, I don't want anything to go wrong. If this woman votes to impeach me, I'll be a laughing stock.
Helen Seinfeld: You wanna drive a Cadillac? Expect to pay the consequences.

Morty Seinfeld: How would you feel if we sold the Cadillac?
Jerry: What? The Cadillac I bought for you?
Morty Seinfeld: It's too much car, Jerry.
Jerry: Aw, come on, you love that car. What about the Northstar system?
Morty Seinfeld: I don't think we even use it.
Jerry: Well, it's a gift and I want you to keep it.
Helen Seinfeld: We already sold it.
Jerry: Why didn't you tell me before you sold it?
Morty Seinfeld: Because we had a buyer, and we couldn't get a free flight until now.
Helen Seinfeld: Well, we could, but we wanted the bulkhead.
Jerry: (exasperated) Ugh.

Morty Seinfeld: When are we gonna tell Jerry?
Helen Seinfeld: I don't wanna worry him. We'll tell him next time we go up.
Morty Seinfeld: He thought he could buy back that Cadillac for us? He's not getting away with that.
Helen Seinfeld: Besides, that condo was too much house.

Helen Seinfeld: How could you do that to Mr. Mandelbaum? You should be ashamed of yourself.
Jerry: He egged me on.
Helen Seinfeld: You should be more mature.
Jerry: He's eighty!

Jerry: [answers phone] Hello?
Helen Seinfeld: Kramer called. He told us you were in a hospital.
Jerry: Kramer called you?
Helen Seinfeld: He calls every week. Are you all right?
Jerry: Yes, I'm fine.
Helen Seinfeld: He says he's fine.
Morty Seinfeld: Tell him to eat a plum.
Helen Seinfeld: Jerry, you really have to take better care of yourself. We bought you some sessions with a personal trainer.
Jerry: I don't need a personal trainer. [Kramer enters] All right, I've got to go. We'll talk about this later.
Morty Seinfeld: Plum! [Jerry hangs up]