George: Morning, Ma.
Estelle Costanza: [o.s.] You're late!
George: Morning, Dad
Frank Costanza: I'm not Dad in the workplace. My professional name is Mr. Costanza, and I will refer to you as 'Costanza'. [Lloyd Braun enters] Morning, Braun.
Lloyd: Morning, George. [to Frank] Two cream, no sugar.
George: What is Lloyd Braun doing here?
Frank Costanza: Your mother recommended him.
George: Yeah, of course she did. That's all I ever heard growing up is, "Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?" Did you know he was in a mental institution?
Frank Costanza: I didn't read his resume.

Frank Costanza: Good. He left the door unlocked.
Estelle Costanza: Why did Kramer have to park the van in the woods?
Frank Costanza: Isn't it obvious? There are no parking meters out here.
Estelle Costanza: [looking in the back of the van] Wow!
Frank Costanza: [reclines seats] Hey, look at this. Hoochie mama!