Elaine Benes Quotes     Page 34 of 34

Quote from The Slicer

Kramer: Elaine, all right where's the SP2000? 'cause I gotta slice.
Elaine: Aah, I forgot it. I gotta get home.
Kramer: Okay, I'll go with you.
Elaine: Um, I'm not actually going straight to home, I have to first stop at the, uh... Circus, you know with all the... clowns.
Kramer: Oh, well you have fun. [Elaine leaves] No clowns. Hate clowns. The clowns.

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Quote from The Apartment

Elaine: [sings] "Good morning, good morning.." Have you ever gotten up in the morning and felt it's great to be alive? That every breath is a gift of sweet life from above? [George leaves]

Quote from The Doodle

Elaine: Hey, what's this?
Jerry: Don't ask.
Elaine: What, is it a drawing of Mr. Magoo?
Jerry: No, it's George.
Elaine: Oh. [laughs] It is.
George: Are you enjoying yourself?
Elaine: I'm sorry.

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