J. Peterman: [sings] Get well, get well soon we wish you to get well. [laughs, speaking:] Oh, what a stirring little anthem of wellness. Elaine.
Elaine: Mr. Peterman, um-
J. Peterman: We missed you at the get well party. Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum. It's benign, but, oh, still a bastard.
J. Peterman: Oh, Elaine, can you keep a secret?
Elaine: No, sir, I can't.
J. Peterman: Inside that small college boy minifridge is my latest acquisition. A slice of cake from the wedding of King Edward VIII to Wallis Simpson, circa 1937, price $29,000.