Quote from Uncle Leo in The Bookstore
Jerry: Leo, I saw you steal. Uncle Leo: Oh, they don't care. We all do it. Jerry: Who, criminals? Uncle Leo: Senior citizens. No big deal. Jerry: You could get arrested. Uncle Leo: Arrested? Come on! I'm an old man. I'm confused! I thought I paid for it. What's my name? Could you take me home? Jerry: Leo. Uncle Leo: All right, all right. Mr. Goody Two-Shoes. You made your point. Jerry: Thank you. Uncle Leo: Will somebody answer that damn phone?!