Dr. Wexler: In your packet you will find the disease you have been assigned and the symptoms you will need to exhibit.
Mickey: Bacterial Meningitis. Jackpot!
Kramer: Gonorrhea? You wanna trade?
Mickey: Sorry, buddy. This is the "Hamlet" of diseases. Severe pain, nausea, delusions. It's got everything.
Kramer: How about you, do you wanna trade?
Artie: Sure.
Kramer: Okay, what do you got?
Artie: The surgeon left a sponge inside me.
Kramer: Good luck with that.