Morty Seinfeld: This is a huge scandal. We need damage control.
Kramer: All right, look, people seem to like those tip calculators.
Jerry: Wizards.
Kramer: Yeah, well, how about if we give one out to every member on the condo board?
Jerry: Kramer.
Morty Seinfeld: There are 20 people on the board. Thank God you can get that deal.
Kramer: Payoffs. Now we're playing politics. All right, what do we do next, Morty, huh? Wiretaps? Slush funds?
Morty Seinfeld: First I need a nap.
Helen Seinfeld: I'll get your electric blanket.