Elaine: Hey, lookit. Sally's cable show's on.
Jerry: Hey, Kramer, come on in. You gotta watch this. This'll be funny. Now, she's got nothing.
Sally Weaver: [on TV] Master of evil, Jerry Seinfeld, broke off all contact with me.
Jerry: That's right, sister. Why don't you just give up?
Elaine: Why are you yelling at the TV?
Sally Weaver: [on TV] Okay, get this. I heard he makes his best friend date women who look just like him. Hello? Issues.
Jerry: Elaine, have you been talking to her?
Elaine: Hey, I'm just a fan.
Sally Weaver: Oh, and speaking of issues, guess who got a no-polish manicure and begged his neighbor
not to tell anyone.
Jerry: [to Kramer] I thought you stopped talking.
Kramer: All right, starting now.