Quote from George in The Dealership
George: I'd like to report a problem with one of your mechanics. Willie: When did you bring the car in? George: [scoffs] Yeah, right. I'm gonna get my car repaired at a dealership. Why don't I just flush my money down the toilet? Willie: Sir, what, exactly, is the problem? George: One of your guys - Kip, or Ned, short name - stole my Twix candy bar. Willie: Are you saying he grabbed the candy bar away from you? George: He might as well have. I caught him, and his face was covered in chocolate and cookie crumbs. Willie: I thought you said it was a Twix. George: Oh, it was. But he claimed it was a 5th Avenue bar. Willie: Maybe it was. George: Oh, no, no. Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch. Willie: What about the $100,000 bar? George: No. Rice and caramel. Willie: Nougat? George: No. Willie: Positive? George: Please. Assistant: You know they changed the name from $100,000 bar to 100 Grand? George: All I want is my seventy-five cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired!