Frank Costanza: Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about it! You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks.
George: Oh, God.
Frank Costanza: [to George] Quiet, you'll get yours in a minute. Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe- I lost my train of thought.