George: So you're Jason Hanky's supervisor.
Man: Sponsor.
George: Whatever. Listen, I'm very concerned about this guy.
Man: He's doing very well. He's already on to Step 10.
George: Yes, well, when you don't do the steps you can go through them pretty fast. You can get through six a day.
Man: Is there some unresolved issue between you and Jason?
George: I don't know, a little something called Step 9? Instead of an apology he was bebopping and scatting all over me.
Man: I'm not sure what you want me to do.
George: Well, aren't you the boss of him? You shouldn't let him move up. When I was in Cub Scouts, I got stuck on Webelos for three years because I kept losing the Pinewood Derby.
Man: You're quite upset.
George: Well, I think you should drop him down to Step 2.
Man: Admit there's a higher power?
George: Yeah, let him chew on that for a while.
Man: You know, George, I think I can help you. We're having a meeting. Why don't you come by?
George: All right. That's more like it. Thank you very much. By the way, my uncle was an alcoholic.