Elaine: Peggy, we gotta talk. What is it about me that you find so offensive?
Peggy: You seem to be with a lot of men.
Elaine: What? I happen to have a very steady boyfriend. You know, I mean, we broke up a few times, and there has been an occasional guy here or there, but... Why is this your business?
Peggy: It's not. Good day.
Elaine: Oh, all right. You think I've got germs? I'll give you some germs. [wipes keyboard across her butt] How about some for your keyboard, huh? How about that? Yeah? Oh, how about for your stapler? [puts stapler under armpit] That's good, isn't it?
Peggy: You have a happy and a healthy.
[Elaine coughs on Peggy's doorknob]