Elaine: Anyway, your son is marrying my friend, Sue Ellen Mischke...
Mrs. Ranawat: You're not going to the wedding, are you?
Elaine: Well...
Mrs. Ranawat: Don't go. India is a dreadful, dreadful place.
Mr. Ranawat: You know, it's the only country that still has the plague. [laughs] I mean, the plague. Please.
Mrs. Ranawat: Here's the registry. Send her a gift and be glad you did not have to go.
Elaine: Right. Don't go, send a gift? I think I understand.
Mr. Ranawat: If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.
Elaine: That's fantastic.
Mr. Ranawat: And I'm not so crazy about Manhattan either.