Quote from J. Peterman in The Merv Griffin Show
J. Peterman: That noise. That's the noise. Elaine: What? J. Peterman: That infernal rattling sound that has plagued me these past two days, and I could not find the source. In my office, in the hallway. Even in the men's room. Shame on you, Elaine! Elaine: No, no, Mr. Peterman that wasn't me! J. Peterman: That reminds me of the Haitian Voodoo rattle torture! You haven't gone over to their side have you? Elaine: No, Mr. Peterman. J. Peterman: Because, if I hear one more rattle - just one - you're out on your can. And if you are undead, I'll find out about that too.