Quote from Kramer in The Merv Griffin Show
Jerry: So three dates and she still won't let me play with her toys. Kramer: That's interesting. You know, someone mentioned to me you were not very happy with your toys growing up. Jerry: Yeah, that was me. Kramer: Oh, that's right, right, right. And, uh, you mentioned that uh, you didn't get a G.I. Joe. You had... Jerry: An Army Pete. Kramer: Right. Jerry: He was made of wood and in the rain he would swell up and then split. Kramer: And we all know how painful that can be.