Quote from Elaine in The Serenity Now
Elaine: Rabbi, is there anything I can do to combat this "shiks-appeal"? Rabbi: [chuckles] Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth, like the Yeti, or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch. Elaine: Well, something's going on here, beause every able-bodied Israelite in the county is driving pretty strong to the hoop. Rabbi: Elaine, there's much you don't understand about the Jewish religion. For example, did you know that rabbis are allowed to date? Elaine: Well, what does that have to do...? Rabbi: You know, a member of my congregation has a timeshare in Myrtle Beach. Perhaps, if you're not too busy, we could wing on down after the High Holidays? [Elaine has left] Elaine? Laney?