Quote from Frank Costanza in The Serenity Now
George: Morning, Ma. Estelle Costanza: [o.s.] You're late! George: Morning, Dad Frank Costanza: I'm not Dad in the workplace. My professional name is Mr. Costanza, and I will refer to you as 'Costanza'. [Lloyd Braun enters] Morning, Braun. Lloyd: Morning, George. [to Frank] Two cream, no sugar. George: What is Lloyd Braun doing here? Frank Costanza: Your mother recommended him. George: Yeah, of course she did. That's all I ever heard growing up is, "Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?" Did you know he was in a mental institution? Frank Costanza: I didn't read his resume.