Quote from Kramer in The Butter Shave
Jerry: Why are you buttering your face? Kramer: I'm shaving with it. Jerry: Oh, Moses, smell the roses. Kramer: Jerry, it's vastly superior to any commercial shaving cream. Now feel my face. Jerry: No. Kramer: Feel it. Jerry: I don't want to. Kramer: Feel it. Feel it. Jerry: [places two slices of bread on Kramer's face] That is close. [Kramer takes the bread and eats it as he walks out of Jerry's apartment.]