Quote from George in The Nap
George: Fitted Hat Day? That's what you asked Steinbrenner for? Jerry: You mean they're actually doing the fitted hats? Cool. George: Guess who he put in charge of Fitted Hat Day? Me. Jerry: Hey, look at you. George: Yeah, look at me. Now, I gotta figure out the different head sizes of 59,000 different people! What if a pinhead shows up? I gotta be on top of that.