Quote from Jerry in The English Patient
Jerry: All right, I got to go back to the hospital. George: What, to see the old guy? Jerry: No, I got into a thing with the son, and now he's laid up too. George: How old's the son? Jerry: I think he's the same age as the father. George: What is with this family? Jerry: I dunno. It's like, if one of them dies, the other one wants to bench press the casket.