Jerry: She wants to talk?
George: She doesn't want to. She needs to talk.
Jerry: Nobody needs to talk.
George: Who would want to? She tried to end it with me, Jerry.
Jerry: What did you do?
George: I told her I was out of soda. I went out to get some, and I never went back.
Jerry: All night?
George: Yeah, I slept at my parents' house.
Jerry: And she wants to break up with you.
George: [chortles] Can you believe it?