Kramer: All right, so there I am at Lorenzo's, loading up my slice of the fixin's bar, garlic and what-not... And I see this guy over at the pizza boxes giving me the stink-eye. So I give him the crook-eye back, you know. Then, I notice that he's not alone. I'm taking on the entire Van Buren Boys!
Jerry: The Van Buren Boys? There's a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren?
Kramer: Oh, yeah, and they're just as mean as he was. So, I make a move to the door, you know... they block it! So, I lunged for the bathroom. I grab the knob... Occupado! Then they back me up against the cartoon map of Italy, and all of the sudden, they just stop.
Elaine: What? What happened?
Kramer: Because I'm still holding the garlic shaker. Yeah, like this. I'm only showing eight fingers.
Jerry: Well, what does that mean?
Kramer: That's their secret sign! See, Van Buren, he was the eighth President. They thought I was a former Van B. Boy!
Jerry: Wow. How was the pizza?
Kramer: It was a little oily.