Quote from J. Peterman in The Van Buren Boys
Elaine: Mr. Peterman, thanks for having me over. Your place isn't quite what I imagined. J. Peterman: Oh, it's just a place to flop. Elaine: Well, what part of your life do you want to start with? Foreign intrigue? Exotic romances? J. Peterman: Oh, Elaine, we've covered all of that in the catalog ad nauseum. No, I would like this book to be about my day-to-day life. Elaine: Oh. J. Peterman: [turns on TV] Oh, damn. They changed the cable stations again. Just when I finally memorized them.