Jerry: So Marcelino's going to take down the check?
Kramer: Well, it comes down if Little Jerry Seinfeld wins the cockfight.
Jerry: Great. What?
Kramer: Well, Marcelino, he has cockfights in the back of his store.
Jerry: Uh-huh.
Kramer: So, he says if Little Jerry Seinfeld wins, the check comes down.
Jerry: Kramer, cockfighting is illegal.
Kramer: Only in the United States.
Jerry: It's inhumane!
Kramer: No, Jerry, it's not what you think it is.
Jerry: It's two roosters pecking at each other!
Kramer: What?
Jerry: Yeah!
Kramer: Well, I thought they wore gloves and helmets, you know, like "American Gladiators."
Jerry: No Kramer, Little Jerry could get hurt.
Kramer: Well, I left him with Marcelino. My Little Jerry! [runs out]