George: Excuse me, uh, what are you doing in there?
Alan: I'm moving in. Alan Mercer. New neighbor.
George: What? Elaine's big-head guy? They gave you the apartment?!
Alan: Yeah.
George: Why?! Because you were stabbed, and got coffee thrown in your face, and uh...
Alan: Oh, fork in the forehead.
George: That's why they gave you the apartment?
Alan: No, I just gave the super 50 bucks.
George: Wait a minute. That is my apartment. I earned it with 34 years of misery!
Alan: Tough luck, chinless.