Quote from George in The Abstinence
George: Say me, you and Kramer are, uh, flying over the Andes. Jerry: Why are we flying over the Andes? George: We got a soccer game in Chile. Anyway, the plane crashes. Who are you gonna eat to survive? Jerry: Kramer. George: So fast? What about me? Jerry: No. George: Kramer's so stringy. I'm plump, juicy. Jerry: Kramer's got more muscle, higher protein content. It's better for you. George: Well, I would eat you. Jerry: That's very nice, I guess. George: I still don't see why you wouldn't eat me. I'm your best friend. Jerry: Look, if other people are having some, I'll try you. George: Thank you. Jerry: [about George's snack] Can I have a piece of that? George: No.