Quote from Elaine in The Chicken Roaster
Elaine: Well, as you can see, the comforter I expensed is actually the Aristotle goose down tunic. So what do you think? Ipswich: Another bull's-eye. Elaine: Well, Mr. Ipswich, since every one of my expenses was obviously for a legitimate business purpose... [Elaine uses her WaterPik to water her office plants] Ipswich: I just need to see the sable hat you purchased yesterday. Elaine: The hat? Why do you need to see the hat? Ipswich: Because it costs eight-thousand dollars. Elaine: What? [As Elaine turns around, she sprays Mr. Ipswich with the WaterPik]