Teddy: Jerry Seinfeld!
Jerry: Teddy Padilac. Long time, no see. What have you got in a push-button mini.
Teddy: Same thing we had when you bailed on us, fifteen years ago.
Jerry: Bailed? Come on, you knew I wanted to be a comedian. Besides, we had some good time. Remember Tropical Storm Renee?
Teddy: Oh, yeah, sure. But where were you during the poncho craze of '84? I almost lost my house.
Clicky: [to a passing man] Umbrella, buddy? [the guy keeps walking] Now we got that damn 'urban sombrero' to contend with.
Teddy: Easy, Clicky. [to Jerry] I hear you're taking credit for the twirl.
Jerry: Ah, it was so many years ago. Who cares?
Teddy: I care. Clicky cares.
Jerry: So, could I... Could I just buy an umbrella?
Teddy: Yeah, sure. Two hundred dollars.
Jerry: What?!
Teddy: Special price, for a real foul-weather friend.