Jerry: George Costanza is your mentor?
Abby: Yeah. He's great. I am learning so much. About what? How to calculate five percent of a restaurant check?
Abby: You know what your problem is? You just have no respect for the mentor/mentor relationship.
Jerry: As a matter of fact, I happen to have a protege of my own.
Abby: Who?
Jerry: A Mr. Kenneth Bania.
Abby: Bania?
Jerry: I'm gonna mentor this kid to the top.
Abby: Huh, well, I don't think I want to date a mentor whose protege is a hack.
Jerry: Well, I don't think I want to date a protege whose mentor is a Costanza.