Elaine: What's the status?
Jerry: Last check-in, they were still on him.
Elaine: Well, have they called the police yet?
Jerry: No, they won't call the police.
Elaine: What? Why not?
Jerry: They're afraid they'll get in trouble for misusing a mail truck. Kramer doesn't want a record.
Elaine: Kramer has a record.
Jerry: Not a Federal record.