Quote from J. Peterman in The Friars Club
J. Peterman: Elaine, I think I've been working you a little too hard, lately. So, I have two tickets for you to the Flying Sandos Brothers magic show. Elaine: Ah. J. Peterman: It is a real hoot. Elaine: Well, thank you, Mr. Peterman. J. Peterman: Ah, the tickets are for tonight. So you and Bob can knock off a little early, so you both can get ready. Elaine: Uh, Mr Peterman, you... J. Peterman: (interrupting) There's no need to deny it, Elaine. I heard every word you said. And I know you wouldn't be just having fun with his handicap. That kind of cruelty would be grounds for dismissal. Elaine: Of course, Mr Peterman.