Quote from Elaine in The Shower Head
Elaine: Obviously, Mr. Peterman, there's something wrong with this test. I don't take opium. Let me take another one, please? I'll call the doctor right now, I'll take a pop urine test. J. Peterman: All right, Elaine. Elaine: Oh, thank you Mr. Peterman. [drinks a glass of water] I'll be ready in three minutes.