Jackie Chiles: Would you tell this jury exactly what you saw on the corner of 83rd Street and Columbus?
Jerry: [hesitant] I... don't remember.
Jackie Chiles: Well, did you or did you not see the defendant, wearing the bra?
Jerry: I don't know. Maybe.
Jackie Chiles: Mr. Seinfeld, I might remind you that you are under oath. Now, I ask you again, did you or did you not, see this woman wearing the bra?!?
Jerry: ... All right, I saw her! I saw her! And she was beautiful in that bra! I'm crazy about her! I love her whole free-swinging, freewheeling attitude!
Judge: This court will come to order!
Jackie Chiles: No further questions, your honor.