Quote from Frank Costanza in The Rye
George: Thank God that's over. Estelle Costanza: The mother seems to hit the sauce pretty hard. I didn't like that. Frank Costanza: And who doesn't serve cake after a meal? What kind of people? Would it kill them to put out a pound cake? Something. George: So, they didn't give you a piece of cake? Big deal. Estelle Costanza: It is a big deal. You're supposed to serve cake after a meal. I'm sorry, it's impolite. Frank Costanza: It's not impolite. It's stupid, that's what it is. You gotta be stupid to do something like that! Estelle Costanza: Your father's absolutely right. We're sitting there like idiots drinking coffee without a piece of cake!