Quote from Estelle Costanza in The Rye
Estelle Costanza: I couldn't help but notice that you have quite a library in there. Mrs. Ross: If I had a dime for every book he's actually read, [laughing] I'd be broke. Susan Ross: More wine anyone? Frank Costanza: Yeah. I'll take some. Susan Ross: Hmm? Frank Costanza: Thank you. Susan Ross: How do you like the Merlot? Estelle Costanza: Merlot? I never heard of it. Did they just invent it? Mrs. Ross: Oh, mother. George: She's, uh, she's heard of Merlot.