Jerry: It completely turned her off.
George: Well, I can see that. What do you have to do that for? Who cares about your pants size?
Jerry: I don't wanna be a 32.
George: I'd kill to be a 32.
Jerry: She said I wasn't spongeworthy. Wouldn't waste a Sponge on me!
George: I wish I had one. That condom killed me. Why do they have to make the wrappers on those things so hard to open?
Jerry: It's probably so the woman has one last chance to change her mind.
George: You never run out, do you?