Quote from Jerry in The Sponge
Lena: You seem like you want to tell me something. Jerry: Tell you something? I do. Lena: What is it, Jerry? You can tell me anything. Jerry: Oh, uh. You see these jeans I'm wearing? Lena: Yeah. Jerry: I change the 32 waist on the label to a 31 on all my jeans. So, you know. That's it.