Quote from Jerry in The Soup Nazi
Jerry: It was stupid of me. Sheila: Well, it was very insulting. Jerry: No. I know. I - I was really sort of half-kidding. Sheila: Well, behind every joke there's some truth. Jerry: What about that Bavarian cream pie joke I told you? There's no truth to that. Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Europe for a piece of Bavarian cream pie and then when they get there and they don't have it he says "Aw, I'll just have some coffee." There's no truth to that. Sheila: Well, I guess you're right.