Quote from Kramer in The Postponement
Jerry: Hey, Kramer if I killed somebody would you turn me in? Kramer: Definitely. Jerry: You're kidding? Kramer: No, no, I would turn you in. Jerry: You would turn me in? Kramer: I wouldn't even think about it. Jerry: I can't believe your a friend of mine. Kramer: What kind of person are you going around killing people? Jerry: Well, I am sure I had a good reason. Kramer: Well, if you'll kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next? Jerry: But you know me! Kramer: I thought I did!