Kramer: All right, where you going?
Jerry: I gotta get a suit cleaned, I have a funeral on Friday.
Kramer: Who died?
Jerry: Remember the guy who pretended he had cancer so I would buy him the toupee?
Kramer: So he actually had it?
Jerry: No, car accident. He was trying to adjust his toupee while he was driving and he lost control of the car.