George: Jerry took the couch back.
Frank Costanza: He took it back? Didn't you tell him I was using it?
George: Oh, I pleaded with him.
Frank Costanza: Where am I supposed to sleep?
George: Well, I took the liberty of packing your things. Mom's coming to get you.
Kramer: I thought Jerry didn't want that couch, because of the stain?
Frank Costanza: What stain?
Kramer: Oh, you didn't notice? It has a pee-stain.
Frank Costanza: You had me sleeping on a pee-stained couch?
George: No, no, no, no. The cushion was turned over.
Frank Costanza: But, the very idea. You had me lying in urine!