Jerry: Well, this is gonna be my first opportunity to not kiss her hello.
Elaine: What is the big deal about putting your lips on somebody's face?
Jerry: It's the obligation, you know? As soon as this person comes in, you know you have to do this. I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little better.
Elaine: How 'bout an intercourse hello? How would that be?
Jerry: Elaine, now you're being ridiculous.