Quote from George in The Beard
Jerry: So, George, how do I beat this lie detector? George: I'm sorry, Jerry, I can't help you. Jerry: Come on, you've got the gift. You're the only one that can help me. George: Jerry, I can't. It's like saying to Pavarotti, "Teach me to sing like you." Jerry: All right, well I've got to go take this test. I can't believe I'm doing this. George: Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie if you believe it.